Billy Nighy and Carey Mulligan photographed by Mikael Jansson for Vogue, June 2014
There’s always that, of course. If you learn something from it then it is good, in a way. Maybe not brilliant, but still a little bit good.
I swear, it is that bad! I haven’t really been there for months and I only looked in while travelling over to San Diego and it looked terrible. So yes, I need to clean. A lot.
Indoor camping is a lot better than outdoor, indeed. You don’t have to be afraid of rain at all.
I can just imagine! Working on a character is always one of my favourite parts.
Well, Francis was a king of France after all, so his name makes a lot of sense. Dumbledore is indeed the guy from Harry Potter. They used me as a younger version of him for one of the last movies, so.
I suppose we have to make mistakes in order to thrive in life no matter how terrible of a decision it was.
If you haven’t been there in months then the whole place must just be covered in dust. Haha you’ll have a lot to clean up then, actually I shouldn’t be laughing at you since I’m probably in the same predicament with my house after neglecting it for so long.
The concept of sleeping outside with all the things that lurk out there never appealed to me at all so I stayed away from that.
Ahh so school history sort of paid off there for me but I must say is terrible of me that I still haven’t watched those Harry Potter movies?
I’m sure you were very lovely in the role.
I always manage to mess it up, don’t I? Contest it all you like, can’t change the truth, Mulligan.
New husband? Goodness, how many husbands have you had altogether now/? Ha, glad to hear you’ve been enjoying yourself, I hope you brought back some gifts for me. That sounds wonderful to me, annoy away, my darling. I’ve missed it, after all.
There’s a difference between uttering your opinions and trying to pass them off as facts little Tommy.
Yes and who knows but now I’ve just lost count of them all. It was pretty fun to travel again and all those weird activities that press for some reason think it’s entertaining for us to play. I got you a figurine of Charlie’s character as a souvenir, enjoy.
Anyway what did you get up to waiting for my amazing return back home?
Lets not lie there, Care - we both know you think I’m a right handsome bastard. You’ve always had a thing for weird looking people and there’s no point in denying it. I’ve seen that ex-husband of yours. That you know of, dollface. There might be a ton of little Beelzebub Sheehans running around, without your knowledge. Ah, that ‘job’ thing - can’t say I know much of it. I just take flights to San Diego and have a whale of a time over here, then take the cheques that it brings in. Well a bit… Just a bit, mind.
I suppose your sort of attractive in your weird way. My exes aren’t that really weird looking surely? and Marcus is lovely.
Oh we both know that you wouldn’t want to shatter my hopes and expectations like that. I don’t really like competitions. So you’re the one who’s having all the fun which is totally not fair at all. I missed out on dressing up like a teenage mutant turtle this year.
Argh! there are so many people in London that I’m dying to meet that I just can’t narrow it down to one person. I’m just waiting till I leave the house to introduce myself to all these amazing people.
Tut tut, people are so nosy but I’m really prudish but I can admit that I definitely have a list.
I did a scene with Johnny Depp in the movie Public enemies where I played a prostitute - yes I played a prostitute but anyway I had to kiss Johnny Depp and I guess I’m not like most women on the planet because I was too shy and embarrassed that the scene didn’t even make the cut. Oops
No one can leave me for too long. Face as handsome as this one? Always has them coming back in the end. Eh, babysitter? What are you chatting about? You know I don’t do kids. Except our twelve dwarf babies called Beelzebub. Did I get that right? Fuck it, that’s what I’m calling them anyway. Where’d you piss off to anyway?
That is true but I’m not so sure about the handsome face part. Awh you make me feel special that I’m the one woman that you have children with but Beelzebub sure is feeling the love.
I was busy working on promoting my new film across the world so that I can have some money to support the expensive lifestyle we lead. Did you miss at all then?
And here was me thinking you’d fucked off and left me, Howard.
You know that I could never leave you. You’re far too special to me and I always need just in case I need a permanent babysitter.
Have you spoken to Michelle by any chance? Oh I don’t think there’s much to see behind the shell, I’m rather boring actually. I don’t see why- perhaps it’s that mysterious allure. I certainly hope so. Old man? I’ve not reached decrepitude yet, Carey. Now I do swear you have spoken with her and for too often for my liking. You might fair better but I can surprise you.
I just got back in town so no I haven’t spoken to the lovely Michelle. How is she by the way? You talking about how mysteriousness makes me think of that terrible “mysterious girl” song. I can just imagine you singing that to her someday. That’s debatable there but no I haven’t spoken to her but by your reactions, I can hardly wait now. I think of it as gathering ammunition Mr Cumberbatch.
People can be assholes towards drunk people sometimes, and it’s terrible of them. Though most of them are drunk themselves and they’re just not good at making decisions then.
That’s something I will have to do when I get back and clean up my house. Camping indoors is always awesome.
Daisy was a great character and The Great Gatsby a great movie, so I have no idea what those other people think they’re doing.
Oh, don’t worry about it. You can always go for Francis or Dumbledore or something. Those are the easy ones.
My body still hasn’t forgiven them for letting me go through that bad decision but I guess I learnt not to repeat myself.
Surely your place can’t be that messy right? I’m against the notion of camping outdoors so the indoor is my only rescue from it all.
I loved working on her and that movie also Leo was a good bonus on set as well but I suppose people are entitled to that.
Francis is quite a regal name and Dumbledore is very different. Is that the guy from that Harry Potter thing?